{Sam's life}

My username is itssaaam
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New iPod!!!! :D Birthday in 5 days. Best life ever!

• 1. Are you a virgin? YUP.
• 2. Ever caught a disease? Nope. 
• 3. Ever touched a lizard? …..Yeah?
• 4. Puked on a night out?…. Yeah D:
• 5. Did something stupid in front of someone you liked? Every. single. day.
• 6. Dated someone shorter than you? never.
• 7. Been to disneyland? Yes! <3
• 8. Put a stretcher in your ear? Yurps.
• 9. Went to a piss up?… whut. 
• 10. Slapped someone’s bare arse? mo. XD
• 11. Kissed anyone in your followers list? No. XD
• 12. Ever been in love? Not real love. 
• 13. Ever been depressed? Yeaaah.
• 14. Eaten a snail? Yup. Gross.
• 15. Wet the bed? When i was a youngster.
• 16. Ever kissed in the rain? I wish.
• 17. Picked your nose in public? Ew, no.
• 18. Ever kissed the same sex? On the cheek/ shoulder. Never an actual “kiss”
• 19. Ever been in love? YOU ALREADY ASKED THAT. 
• 20. Caught rabies? NO. XD
• 21. Been fired? Kindof. 
• 22. Ever skipped school? Yeah.
• 23. Smoked a cigar? God, no.
• 24. Died your hair a funny colour? Yes. Pink, Green, blue, you name it. 
• 25. Ever had a crush on one of your tumblr followers? No! Dummy. 
• 26. Eaten sushi? Yeah i love sushi.
• 27. Met someone because of tumblr? Yeah
• 28. Eaten something after you dropped it on the floor? Who hasnt?!?!
• 29. Kissed someone and regretted it? … I guess.
• 30. Brought a ps3/xbox? Yerps.
• 31. Had a cigarette? Yup. 
• 32. Felt an earth quake? Yesss
• 33. Burped in public? Duh
• 34. Ever been cheated on? Nope
• 35. Ever been crapped on by a bird? No XD
• 36. Had a detention? Yes, for biting someone XD
• 37. Ever had braces? NO. 
• 38. Slapped anyone in the face on purpose? Yeah!
• 39. Ever hated the way you looked? Middle school, my friend. Middle school.
• 40. Stubbed your toe and screamed the house down? XD Erryday.
• 41. Ever witnessed a crime? Sadly yes. 
• 42. Ever poled dance? no.
• 43. Ever kissed your friend’s boyfriend? i am not a whore.
• 44. Ever cried yourself to sleep? Yeah :[
• 45. Slept with someone and regretted it?nope.
• 46. Pissed in a pot? nope. 
• 47. Laughed so much milk came out of your nose? yeah.
• 48. Got kissed good night? nope.
• 49. Ran away from home? nope!
• 50. Ever had a wish come true? yeah!
• 51. Ever swam with dolphins? i wish
• 52. Ever shit yourself? XD
• 53. Ever been ‘third wheel’? yes. middle school. :|
• 54. Ever got your tongue stuck on a icepol? i dont know what you’re saying. 
• 55. Drunk so much you couldn’t walk properly?no.
• 56. Been to a concert? many.
• 57. Kissed a fish?. no. 
• 58. Ever went commando out? ew. 
• 59. Ever talked on the phone for more than 3 hours? yessssssss.
• 60. Wasted your life on a stupid relationship? noPe! not unless friendships count. 
• 61. Played with barbies? duhhh.
• 62. Ever believed in ghosts? yeahs.
• 63. Ever broken a bone? many. 
• 64. Sang at the top of your voice and realised someone’s listening?yes. XD
• 65. Ever been told your hot by a stranger? kindof.
• 66. Ever been to ask to go and get a coffee with a hot stranger? no. 
• 67. Caught a butterfly accidently killing it? yeah
• 68. Kissed someone in the dark? NO.
• 69. Flashed/ gave someone a mooner? yeah XD
• 70.Ever been black mailed? yeah.
• 71. Puked on someone? no.
• 72. Licked someone? all the time. 
• 73. Fell up the stairs? everyday.
• 74. Been used? yeah. 
• 75. Bitten someone? See above. 
• 76. Had sex in the rain? never had sex, you whore.
• 77. Thrown your phone? yes. XD
• 78. Eaten in till you were sick? yes and no.
• 79. Rode a horse? yup
• 80. Cut your own hair? yeahsp.
• 81. Drove a car? mhm.
• 82. Stepped in poo in flip flops? no.
• 83. Been lied to? oh my fucking yes.
• 84. Burnt yourself? yup.
• 85. Ever walked to the fridge, look in it and then walked away? yeeah.
• 86. Fraped someone on facebook? what does that mean,?
• 87. Made yourself a laughing stock? no.
• 88. Been to a church? YES.

I have an abscessed tooth. If you didn’t know, that means that i am in pretty much constant excruciating pain. A few months ago i went to get a cavity filled at the dentist. Sucks for me though, cause my shitty ass dentist didn’t get all of the cavity out. I have an eating disorder called Pica,(you can look it up if you don’t know what it is) and i am almost constantly chewing on something metal. Due to this, my filling cracked and now my tooth is rotting, causing the other ones to rot as well and i pretty much just want to crawl up into a hole and die, because its only dull pain for a while, then about every ten seconds i get shooting pain that pretty much feels like there is a small colony of fire ants living in my tooth that use needles to puncture my tooth roots. I went to the dentist this morning and they couldn’t even do anything because my mouth is so swollen, so they wrote me a prescription for loritabs and an antibiotic, and told me to also take ibuprofen, so i’m sitting here, hopped up on all this shit and it STILL hurts. And i don’t know if you’ve ever taken loritabs, but that is some powerful shit. I can’t wait till Friday to go back. Kill me now. ‘:|